Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the best thing about tacos is after you shit them all out you feel like to have room for your dignity to come back
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
so he let me use one of the toothbrushes that came in his daughters 4 pack, purple glittery toddler toothbrush, the next time i came back his wife has used their label maker and put my name on it...
Dude, I just went to take a piss and looked at my ballsack... Underneath was labled "L" and "R"
You were in the corner dancing by yourself yelling "I look good", when really you looked ridiculous and drunk
I'm not a creep or anything, just a lost soul looking for a good lay
Heading to the gym, the one that guy said he goes to. Already checked online, his class is at 5. And no, this isn't too much after meeting him last night. Stop judging me,
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i think he just broke into a bike shop his last text said something about hiding in some tree
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Just told myself the phrase "You're not THAT single" while dressing myself
I’d feel the same about religion. We can talk about it, but I want you to go down on me first
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