worms taste like bacon by the way.
I always wondered what they tasted like.
After having to meet his mom half naked, running into the tree in front of her didn't seem so bad.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I dont know why the TSA people are looking at me wierd. I mean there is no way i am the only hungover college girl here with nine tally marks on her hand and last nights glitter on her face
she made me take her to the grocery store to buy a gallon of sweet tea and a shit ton of band aids, the cashier asked if someone was hurt and she replied "not yet.."
St Patricks Day is not the day you decide to have a sober epiphany.
Dude he's your dog he doesn't love me more than you. I'm just like that cool uncle that takes him to burger king and to see girls.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
just texted my dealer that i could taste the blue but not the cheese. i said i could taste blue.
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
Whenever someone said no you would yell "Die Motherfucker." Kind of like some twisted drinking game.
Its official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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