there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
I respect you for how well you shave your vagina. It isn't easy and my dick faces out, not in.
after that, he'll be sure to remember me. i'll probably forget him, but that's the way it should be.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
Copy that. Decided to shower with a beer in a glass bottle. Gotta stop the bleeding first. Be there is 20
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Idk what was more embarassing, seeing her face when I finished, or seeing her roomates faces thru the door..
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
How was I supposed to know the accent was fake before i slept with him
Someone made a mask out of a crown royal bag. Can't decide if tacky or awesome.
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