I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
I can feel the alcohol in my calves
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Porch rule of tonight: when you sing, you must use "something" as a microphone. The person to use the most "creative" object gets the door prize...so far Stephie is winning with Jennifer's dog.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
A drank guy in the ER just sang Trouble to me and when he sang 'Lying on the cold hard ground' he threw himself onto the ground and landed on the wrist he'd just broken. Thirsty Thursday is weird already and it's not even 5.
I'm not gonna lie. The only reason I haven't drank a whole bottle of crown tonight is because we only had 3/4 of a bottle left.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Whatever the emoticon is for "balls deep". That.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
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