In the car with my brother. His CD went from 2pac to Taylor Swift. I'm concerned. It wasn't a mistake, he knows all the words.
He muttered something about having just washed he sheets, then demanded I give him all my quarters.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
The guy at the liquor store just checked my id and said "oh it's you"
Well at one point you put icyhot on your feet because you lost your shoes and it was snowing outside.
Hey guess what I got for Valentine's day? Debt and blue balls.
we walked in to her beating him with a broom while he was trying to sweep ramen into a box. there were packing peanuts everywhere.
Slept on the counter again. Mom covered me in an apron.
my first words to him the next morning were "do you like magic"?
Fuck yeah GAYNESS
*explodes into glitter*
Do you know how much wine is in a box of wine? Not so much an amount, but whether it will kill me if I drink the entire box this xmas
How good was the sex? She sent me a fruit basket the next day.
He took me out to dinner to tell me we had to stop fucking so randomly
Honestly wish he pleased me as much as queso does
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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