so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
finally achieved: got laid in the religion section of borders. thought you should know.
It took him longer to remove his skinny jeans than it did for him to finish. I didn't even have time to realize it sucked until it was already over.
all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
This chic sharing the cab with me just started givin me head. I'll be an extra 5 minutes.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
Didn't think the day of being the oldest in a club would be when I'm twenty one. Even the bouncer looked surprised when he ID me.
My liver is whispering mean things about me to my kidneys. It's a fucking miracle I'm not hungover. Lol
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
he's not even weird he's been offering me different drinks all night
oh i remember now hes the guy that liked when i peed on him
I am beginning to doubt your commitment to my making poor choices tonight
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