Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
You're not pinnochio. Lying isn't going to make it bigger.
I accidentally asked my mom for a blowjob because 'mom' and 'molly' are next to each other in my address book.
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
All I wanted to tell you is that I fucked a guy covered in fake blood, who circumcised himself.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
you know by doing this we are using dad as a drug mule right?
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
I accidentally peed all over the couch. It's safe to say I'm not welcome at that house anymore
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
I found the crust to my pizza under my covers that's cool
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
You're breaking my sexual little heart
The night took a wrong turn after I found you smoking a blunt with a midget behind the bar...
"Offered to eat Froot Loops out of my belly button" drunk. Thats how drunk.
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