i just shoved 27 marshmallows in my mouth
well thats a nice change of pace from what you normally put in your mouth
and while your girlfriend wears your relationship pants, i'll be wearing my ecstasy pants
so my mom told me to suck on something if I have to cough. so I guess blow jobs are ok
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
Best idea ever: Giving hobos a beer and having a chugging contest to win another beer. Most fun I have had downtown in a while.
lets just use each other and get past this awkward stage. forget my name.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
Life Lesson #1 of 2013: double-fisting shower beers and shaving my bikini line should be reserved for two different showers.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Just from watching vine I come to conclusion that all pornstars are dog hoarders.
He fell asleep cradling my ass and every time I moved he adjusted his hand accordingly. I've found the one.
pretty sure I blew his mind with the sex last night. He repaid me with a five minute conversation about power rangers.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
I'm having to shit out rocks
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