Nothing ended up happening last night because he couldn't get my overalls or fanny pack off. I woke up this morning with one strap over my overall shorts on, my fanny pack wrapped around my chest, and the baby doll still tied to my hand. Ugh white trash parties!
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
i mean he wasn't bad looking, but i wouldn't have slept with my professor if i knew everyone would get an A
Sorry, can't come over. I have to spend time with my niece. Her Dad ignores her and I don't want her to have male attention issues like you.
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
My mom and dad are smoking a joint while lecturing me on what to bring and how to act in Europe. I'll finish this glass of wine and head over.
Yeah it'll definitely be worth it. Not having syphilis all the time you know
tell me there's a reason my bed smells like paint thinner
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
Our entire day shift is on either molly or acid. I'm about to take two hits of the latter.
Randomize
