bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
i just walked into thanksgiving and three people in a row asked me who i was. really?
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I feel like your personal Bdsm barbie...
You know darned well I have a well-documented weakness for redheads, Subway and hand-drawn graphic novels.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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