Why did we buy the only spinning apartment on campus?
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Parents said they were cutting off my AmEx card. So I immediately went up to the liquor store and purchased $550 of booze before it was canceled. I'm expecting your arrival in 30 minutes.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
Do I not have a Brazilian bc of my boyfriend situation or do I not have a boyfriend bc of my brazilian situation?
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
My signature move is making guys wonder why they bothered in the first place
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I found a guy who will take me to the Olive Garden and he is CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE.
For dinner, I'm having saltines, canned whipped cream, and beer. Are we sure I'm responsible enough for home ownership?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
