are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
wow, farting in latex pants is really awkward.
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
just smoked a bowl with my history teacher. i love community college
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
I just saw a girl licking a cheeseburger wrapper. dont ever let me get that fat
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
We're too hungover to prance.
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