come over anyways, right now, right this second
it can be a super quick quicky, then you can go back to studying
wow, that sounds SO fun, please stop enticing me with premature ejaculation
i'm the matthew mcconaghey of this party. i'm too old, and too high.
I was high enough to think chocolate sauce on bagel bites was a good idea
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
i feel like an archaelogyst. im pulling apart last weeks brownies to find the weed in them
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
Are you seriously gonna shit with that life vest on?
Heating the house with the oven may not be safe but at least it's always preheated
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
It's basically the same plan, only step one gets revised to "look hot enough that he forgets I fucked his roommate"
And then you asked me why my legs were so thick and started measuring them with a ruler
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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