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I swear I am going to pee, wipe my vag with my hand, and then slap you in the face with it.
Can the rest of this semester just go by as a montage?
If your pregnant with his baby maybe we can start getting weed for free.
i can't tell if you're serious or not, but 420 is gonna be pirate themed
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
the parents are super pissed...made eye contact with the mom while going down on another girl
put me on a leash or i'm going to fuck someone
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
Hey, you can't rush the perfect creeper shot. I need buffer time to hone my skills.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
Damn that brownie almost kicked my ass. I'm not sure if my flight home lasted 10 minutes or 10 days..
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
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