Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
You were yelling at the bowl of salad and telling it to quit taunting you and telling you to go to tacobell
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
What is the protocol for an "i'm sorry I had my ex retrieve me from the bar so I didn't drive drunk" blow job
Literally lying on a futon being hand fed bacon
Fuck you.
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
Did I come home in a police car last night? id come downstairs to ask you but i dont think my legs work anymore
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
as i was trying not to drunkingly fall off her toliet, i noticed her socks laying there. i quickly grabbed them, ran upstairs, and excitingly asked her if she had gotten them at sams club. she replied with, "...those are your socks."
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