I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
i blame lastnights decisions on friday the 13th
Dude, a dry wedding reception should nullify the vows, because really, without the booze, you might as well be 5 years old again and playing dress-up
she's like bobby knight all she does is scream and point
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
just overheard a conversation that ended in "and that's what I learned in France" How could that not have been about sex
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
You were definitely doing something right. You could only see the colored parts of his eyes a couple of times. I was pretty sure he was dead at some point.
Know what's awesome? Flying a mini helicopter while you shit.
I can dream in two languages, but it's still about ripping a bong.
Let the record show that the first hour of my twenty-first was spent shooting tequila ans discussing the emotional integrity of werewolves.
Went to night shots with Kayla... she punched this guy and I got his friends number. Not sure if she's the best or worst wingman ever.
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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