yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
That's a really weird place to spoon. Especially if there are more accessible places to spoon. Like a bathtub.
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
The bartender from Thursday remembered me... And gave me a FLAMING BUCKET of alcohol.
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Man, just talk to her friend and help me out. Otherwise we go home alone
I'd rather jerk off with a hand full of bumble bees then talk to her
Aaaaand my mom is wearing jeggings...
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
Tis the season to play Pocahontas! (AKA: Eat a bunch of acid and run around the yard barefoot, the first person to see the colors of the wind, wins!)
I don't know where I'm at. But I'm pretty sure what I'm looking at is a small bear.
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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