I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
Kicked off drink for Jesus month by puking in my mouth while talking to my priest...real cool
If you're on a tempurpedic mattress do you think you can feel if someone is jacking off right next to you?
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
Im sitting in church with a backpack full of beer bottles. This is friendship.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
I don't remember much but I think I'm wearing your underwear, and for that, I am extremely grateful.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
You poured a bottle of water into the salad bowl and said "bowls are a joke" and then poured it into your lap.
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
Randomize
