so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I woke up and went to my kitchen naked and decided I wanted a fruit cup. Ate said fruit cup. Look over and notice my male neighbor is staring at me
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
I will not hesitate to go down on a dick for some cream soda.
Bad Decision October is in full swing. I was telling people that "I put on eye makeup today, I'm takin' a dude home with me!".
Can we just talk about how the only thing I have on my camera from this weekend is a video of you putting your whole fist in your mouth hahahha
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
When I get off work and you're not around to hang out with all I do is lay around in my underwear and eat potatoes.
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