Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
Hawaiian shirts and no dignity
We are always on the same wavelength...kinda eerie.
After I told my husband the docter shot me in the ass, he said - oh they can but I can't?!
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Take a good hard look at your life. And the number of 18-20 year olds that you have made out with in the last 6 months... and then keep doing whatever the fuck you want.
Randomize
