I found somebody to have a 3 sum with
shutup! Who?!?
Hahaha April fools!
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
so we started it doggy style, but since we were really drunk kinda fell to the side and turned into a 'lazy dog'... my new favorite position btw
this will be a night to untag.
dude there is absolutely no room for a slide in our room
I ended up in a shower with 9 people and a bunch of unopened beer last night. I think I got peed on. Hands were everywhere. We sold the peed on beer to people knocking on the hotel room door.
Wow, now I'm sad I didn't go.
In less than 24 hrs I went from conversing with Nobel Laureate, to hangover vomiting in front of a drive thru cashier
I just saw a black chick with an eyepatch. This is a once in a lifetime opportunity.
Hey. My eyes swollen shut and I can't find my shoes. How was your night?
My nonexistent future grandchildren will one day ask me when I knew I'd lost control of my life. And now I know.
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
And then my night got REAL pukey
Soo are you just gonna poop in my bathtub and not talk to me anymore...?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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