sorry i'm running a bit late. had to shave my brittney...was looking more like rapunzel. clearly i've been having a drought.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
I was pretending that it wasn't happening. Until we had to roll down the windows as she was vomiting apologies into a Target bag.
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Day #3 of being the only sober person at the bar. This is depression.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
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