Its not drinking alone if you got Tiger on the Wii.
and those juicy C cups turned out to be oddly-shaped A's when her padded bra came off.
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
Whoever said that a man can only cum up to 8 times a day is a fucking liar...or was never on adderall
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
You pulled me aside and handed me a plastic childrens' tea cup full of 151 and said "trust me its a great idea"
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
I woke up the other day with my Google browser open to "DIY lip injections"... I also just received a vial of hyaluronic acid and a package of TB syringes from amazon. I'm down.
I will have no part of this.
An orgasm and grocery shopping is the appropriate start to every Monday.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
Randomize
