I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
will you please explain to me as to why or how i have a dirtbike tread looking bruise on my back?
I feel a bullet train of disappointment headed in your direction.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
My boyfriend correctly calculated the time I would be out of alcohol and showed up about four minutes after I'd run out with two bottles of wine. I think this is love.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Its bad when you wake up with a penis drawn on your face. Its worse when you find out its traced..
Every grown women needs to pee herself once in her life. It builds character.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Tim and I found you a 5ish and asked how you were doing with the breakup. All you said was "i can't words"
I just want to bone him one last time before he moves across the country with his new (average looking) girl friend.
How do you explain to your mom that you let your friend stab you in the leg while drunk and high on coke?
I need a sign that says “please don’t make plans with me if I’ve had two or more drinks. I will regret them. I will have bitter feelings towards you. Then I will cancel and feel guilty.”
I think I deserve an award for the breakup text I sent him. Like a pulitzer prize or a donut or something.
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