It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
I just made out with a guy for $7.
my orientation roommate looks just like New York of Flavor Flav fame
We've made a drinking game out of how many times the tornado sirens go off. We're good at tornado safety.
I walked out of the store holding my face and a lady pulled her daughter away from me as I then threwup in the parking lot
I just ran into mom and dad day drinking at the bar while I skipped class and was day drinking at the same bar.
Can you please explain to me why there are 7 bags of tacos in my bed?
I had my room mate call my phone after last night and it was in an uncooked quesadilla
i asked my neighbor to open a bottle of vodka once and then we slept together
The convent might be a nice break from real life
Somehow his homemade liquor activated memories of my semester abroad three years ago. I ended up yelling random medical advice in German, while my roommates played dress-up with the cat stoned out of their minds. I consequently gave up on dating. Back in the ONS game.
Stop getting drunk and running away. I can'tell chase you. Iim in heels and have big boobs. Running is a bad idea for me.
I'd like to buy a season pass to your dick please.
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
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