he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I'm officially my mother.. Smoking in the garage pretending to take the dog out in a big ugly jacket
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Is this a drinking picnic?
Is there another kind?
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
I have blood and BBQ sauce all over my shirt. I blame you for the blood.
Going on a coke binge the night before your appointment with your therapist (to talk about your sex addiction) is prob not the best idea.
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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