There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
apparently i tried to put my coat in the microwave.
i think the next time he gets me off i'm going to scream bangarang
ru fi oooo
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
I have 250 contacts there has to be someone sober to take me to taco bell
I swear to god he's a one man village people.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
There seems no grander way to celebrate 420 than to smoke atop a mountain peak.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
I Have a huge scrape on my knee and I need a better excuse than dry humping on a park bench...
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
If you're going to be single forever, you should try the quesalupas at Taco Bell.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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