It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I have seen more male genitalia at this party tonight than I ever want to see again in my entire life.
Manscaping on you would be like trying to clean up the oil spill with a dixie cup.
This is one of those times where I really wish my vagina could tell me what happened last night.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
Why did my little sister call me from your phone this morning?
Things like this can't be explained over text man
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
I know right. I don't even want to have sex today. I did anyway but that's besides the point.
My mom is worried I'm not eating enough protein so she's sending me 48 cans of tuna. That's not a typo.
I asked what it takes to be a good delivery driver, my new boss said "always keep these in your vehicle" as he handed me a flashlight and a blunt. I'm going to like this job.
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