remember that night jesus turned water into wine? DRUNKER.
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
WHY AM I ALWAYS DEFEATED BY THE LATIN COCK?!?!
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
OK! No more randoms over for the next month this is the third fucking time I caught a naked dude drinking my OJ in the middle of the night.
I called her 20 times. Apparently she went home to do MORE shots before bed. Didnt miss me until this morning. WHO FORGETS THEIR HIGHSCHOOL SISTER AT A FRAT?
After some trial and error I found soaking my balls in maple syurip helps ease the pain.
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
He's slurring his text. I didn't think that was possible.
You fell in the corner and refused to get up unless someone helped you. And then you crawled under the pool table and took a nap.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
If wanting to text you my feelings after three mojitos is wrong I don't wanna be right.
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