my night went downhill once I lost my bikershorts. EAWSSSSYY ACCESS
turns out the website for Dick's Sporting goods is not "dicks.com". It was a win either way.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
Why have they been driving around the block for the past 30 min?
He told her it was international road head day.
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
And I would just like to take the time to say my boobs look great today.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I don't really want to have sex with him, I'd just want him in a threesome. Does that make sense?
i'm teaching a bunch of people how to grow weed over snapchat. no shame.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
It was Thanksgiving sex. I was thankful for it. Need I say more?
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
Is it ok that I asked him half way through sex why he hadn't accepted my friend request yet?
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