I just found out the guys at work had a bet as to who could sleep with me before i move away.
Who won?
All of them.
never let anyone you met on skype borrow your car. lesson learned.
we just pregamed for our presentation... gotta love group bonding
I got laid because I told her I play guitar. I haven't played in 7 years and only know a G chord. I love this place.
Exactly how low is masturbating to your cute professor's lecture videos?
A French guy bit my cheek. Is that sexy there? Also had to threaten to stab the bus driver. I'm not sure I like Europe.
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
I swear to god, if you fuck the hot one you're paying me back for the shot I just bought her
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
We were supposed fuck one time, but ended up fucking for 2 years.
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
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