Stop it. You sound like you're giving birth.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
and he thought i came like four times in 2 mins. my leg just kept cramping up
Just saw a guy from Kansas and a guy from Nebraska arguing over who had less of an accent. God Bless the Midwest.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
how much ball-pain constitutes an emergency?
It was all good till you had ppl chasin shots of ciroc with fucking applesauce
I feel like cursing someone's first born child right now. Like I wanna maleficent some bitch.
Next time we smoke please remind me to put my bong back in my build a bear box. My mom says if I leave it out one more time she's keeping it for herself.
We were driving past a farm when he screamed at me to stop the car, then he jumped out and tried to ride a cow.
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
After the "sex" was over I dressed as quickly as possible. And then he came over to me stark naked and embraced me. For over a minute. And all I could think was please get your penis off my dress.
i was ready to conquer the fucking world. i would have fought vin deisel to the death without hesitation
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