Ask me how many people I've slept with. Because its changed since I last saw you.
I saw you 20 MINUTES AGO. You need to stop this.
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
Its against the rules to not make you aware of his virgin situation prior to penetration
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
she did 8 shots of vodka. THROUGH A SIPPY STRAW
I have got to meet this girl.
Atlanta road trip update. Jimmy fell into the petting tank at the aquarium. And freaked out. With cops now... Keep you posted
We are gonna sacrifice to and pray to every god in this world that he doesn't find out about her sleeping with his old roommate.
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
It felt like I was on painkillers mixed with Molly mixed with the sinking feeling I'll die alone. 10/10 doing again.
You spent an hour sitting naked in your neighbor's Jeep Wrangler yelling in a terrible British accent about how you were "on a safari". Then you passed out on your lawn.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
I need to go home for the safety of everyone in a 10 mile radius, especially me
how does that bad decision feel?
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