I just named my vagina "The Boneyard"
More like "Chia Pet"
just friend requested my arresting officer from last night. too soon??
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
You hit on the cop telling him you were celebrating the anniversary of your 21st birthday and ur boob job... That's how he got ur #
ah tequila...
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
Watching the tv in the reflection of my phone cause I'm too hungover to roll over.... Yes it is 4 PM...
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
We need to figure out what we are doing for halloween asap. I'm not going out like a punk ass bitch burger king again this year.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
I wish you could see all the crumbs in my bra....it looks like Hansel & Gretel got lost in my cleavage.
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
I feel like it's the kind of place that would appriciate my Aladdin vest
One of these days I would like to go out drinking and stick to plan of just getting drunk and not be sidetracked with other people's plans of doing drugs along the way. I didn't even want to not feel my teeth tonight but here we go just another Thursday night when you live I live
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