Part in the USA is on your top 25 most played on iTunes. you have NO RIGHT to judge me.
he is a creepy guy.
yea thats what heroine does to ppl.
One of my students just told me turtles are lazy and need to get a job. Fuck yes, my job here is done.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
Gravity stopped and i'm discussing Greek philosophy with two guys I don't know. There's someone asleep on me. We need to use their dealer.
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
Dance move was taxi-ing on the runway then taking off in a plane. All the boys wanted to beat you up cause they were like "who is this angel flapping her arms like a bird in the bar i must have her"
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
I'll be home soonish I need 4th of July sex, it's the American thing to do.
I'm pretty sure the rest of my evening will consist of masturbating, drinking tequila and watching children's movies.
I hate to be the bearer of bad news, but yours is no longer the biggest penis I've seen. It is however, still the prettiest.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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