There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
you guys are cousins why the FUCK are your pants off
She was narrarating everything she did.. like while making toast.
either way he was missing a nipple.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
I don't know if you remember, but I was only wearing an afghan.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
my mouth is as dry as a post-menopausal camel on antidepressant's vagina.
I was barred out and drunk as fuck locked out at 3am in my Indian costume. It was literally freezing outside. I laid down on the concrete and made a bonfire with dry leaves. Then proceeded to ask.the.bonfire nicely to "please dont go out". Drunk me went strait up survival mode.
??I have an official piece of documentation saying you are banned from Las Vegas.
Wow I didn't even consider the possibility of him having ED. I'm gaining so many life experiences from dating an older man
SERIOUSLY WHY DOES EVERYONE INSIST THAT THEY NEED TO SEE MY BOOBS
Because there's a shortage of perfect breasts in this world. You should start charging for viewings.
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
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