Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
she was dressed as a doctor claiming that after she was done i would have a "permaboner"
just wondering who decided to put a cup of throw up in my fridge
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
EARTHQUAKE STATUS DRINKING GAME
Her stepmother interrupted our sex to tell her it was midnight and she wanted to do a sympathy shot for her 50th.
Don't break up.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Will give head in exchange for a Netflix password. Serious inquiries only please.
I felt really bad for not letting her go in, it was like we were dangling lesbians in front of her
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm in the fetal position trying to figure out a way to get someone to deliver me pancakes.
Randomize
