wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
You and I should start a club for people who woke up on outside on a bench with no idea how they got there.
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
When I got up in the middle of the night, puked in his trash can, and snuck out the front door, I pretty sure he knew it was over.
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
you invented a new sport called "bacon pulling" and you cried everytime a piece broke
Using our apartments online floor/space planner to see how many beer pong tables we can fit. Dont think they had this in mind when they put this thing online.
Probably not lol but were fitting as many as possible
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Some guy named spider just bought me 5 shots
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
On the way to have sex with my ex's roommate... I have hit a new low
My fuck it list is complete! I finally got a firefighter!
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