that's the type of pussy you go to the bathroom and wack off before you fuck her, just to last longer inside of her!
i thought i was pinching her nipple. It was her mole
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
The working title of my paper? "Tailgating: A Big Clusterfuck of Kids Who Dont Actually Give a Shit about Football"
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
You know you had a good night when your wearing you best friends pants to work the next day
I'm gonna fight the coyote
I don't trust him but hanging out with him might be fun
he's literally satan but yeah probably
So now I have had sex with 2 people my son graduated high school with.
My girl friends dad just asked how I get so drunk and then he passed out with a bloody Mary in his hand on the couch it's 230 do you know where your parents are
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