No one appreciates an amoeba in a balloon hat.
Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Still bad at ganbling. Still good at dringing.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
I hat to flip my "days since last bad decision" chart back to zero. So...yeah. Sigh.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
He asked me if I want to play Uber Driver, is this some new sex game or is he drunk and asking for a ride home?
I sent him home with blood on his fingers and shame in his heart.
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
i asked your drunk ass where the fuck you were going and you screamed “WENDY’S BITCH”.
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