Pregnant stripper...not hot.
if all i could do was poop and smoke weed, i'd be eternally happy
amen to that sister
i learned of a new sex move called the pterodactyl. 3 guys stand in a row. 1 girl blows the one in the middle while jerking off the other two. kids these days!
Yaeh! Back in our day we had to wait our turn for some party whore to blow us!
well there you go. the average partycunt evolved into megapartycunt just like scientists predicted.
u downloaded tardy 4 the party
then u started screaming about not wanting nene on the record
I don't know how many crown and cokes he went through but I know it was more that I have fingers. We are never leaving Texas.
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He said to me this morning that we should finish these beers, go and get plan B then on the way back, go to the pub to celebrate the death of our baby. I love Manchester.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
Me and the cabbie are stopping on the way at a sit down restaurant to eat. My life is so sad.
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
I'm actually more excited that I had so much sex this weekend that my ovaries hurt
I don't work there anymore. If they had Prince themed dildo parties i never would have quit
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
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