Well douche your snatch and let's go!
I just met lou reed's venus in furs. Her hands are slippery.
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
Accidentally just signed something at work 'lotus flower' I need to keep my stripper life separate from real life.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My roommate is either deadlifting a bus or having sex. I can't tell which
Whoever jacked off in MY pong room on the bean bag with your fucking googles pick up your fucking cum towel you gross disgusting fucks. I said NO MORE jacking off in that room. I swear I will empty it out if this is going to continue.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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