Can Purell be used as lube?
He said i was a degenerate twofaced catholic slut and a grade a bitch. Quite complimentary really. i guess i shouldn't insult the red wings
you're out of your mind
you look like daphne blake and he looks like fozzie bear
it's like he rubbed a lamp and wished you into existence
I just saw the preacher from the church I grew up in while I was buying condoms at the drugstore... he remembered me.
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
i love being in ibiza. their hotels are much more receptive to walking around naked in the lobby than our american ones.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
HELP A SISTER OUT. AND KEEP YOUR TONGUE OUT OF THE HUMMUS.
TOO HIGH TO FIGURE THIS SHIT OUT
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
The most adult decision I've mad today was Jameson or Fireball? It's been a successful Day
the quiet that you are hearing is a silent suggestion that you should go fuck yourself
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