I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
well you haven't lived until you've been 86'ed from a family restaraunt
Was just explained ingredients in a four loko. Puzzles of the universe starting to piece together.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
So the night ended when we tried making fireworks out of gunpowder and oregano. You can figure out how that went.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
You got called a pussy at a party with a slow cooker, you can't let that shit slide
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Not my type. One of those types that loves that they're educated, could drink their red wine and have an intellectual conversation and have a wonderful time
An adult?
Whenever I see women with terribly drawn on brows, I just wanna tackle them and redo them and run away. I'll be Brow-lady. The beauty superhero
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
I bought a mink out of the back of some guy's van on my walk home from the bar yesterday
I swear 2020 just keeps getting worse and worse
Randomize
