you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
ally, we are sitting by a fire and you are totally hot. no pun intended
I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
just saw bouncers outside a coffee shop. beginning to question humanity.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
It's called hot rabbit the party if he asks the password is "careful" don't ask
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
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