billy ray cyrus is narrating a show on the history channel. my iq cant decide whether to go up or down.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
This hotel is not contributing to my sobriety, they have 4 kinds of free wine and beer.
your philanthropy is ruining my sex life.
My mom just told me to make sure my face isn't on the front cover of the newspaper on 4/21. Challenge accepted
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
I feel like as your wife, as cool with your decision-making skills as I usually am, there should be a bigger explanation to you adopting a child while I'm in Houston.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
Like who needs a job and family when you can get drunk for free with strippers?
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
Appearently I went across the hall last night demanding to ride my neighbors moose... How much did I drink?
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
He was publicly touching my boobs before I even knew he's a famous World Cup skier.... That's how hot he was
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