i wanted to iron the shorts i'm wearing. but i'm high and lazy. so i'm using my hair straightener. in bed.
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
Going to get tested monday. You're coming with. Bonding time, slut style.
why do the even put the "Please drink responsibly" on tequila ads? like has anything responsible ever come from tequlia. No. never.
I need to stop taking drags of other peoples cigarettes, it's such a tease. Like playing just the tip, you just can't
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Judging by his bulge. This guy is going home with me. Who doesn't want a dick that looks like it used to be a pillar in Rome.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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