sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
I spent an hour trying to convert bar outfits to church outfits. Its hard.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
For your information i will be shotgunning whiskey on may 21st.
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Just know I'm having fun but I still have my motor functions.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
If I could steal your goatee and hide it under my bed to keep your from wearing it, I would.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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