nut hugger
I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
we need a dd. For wednesday. At lunch. What are we doing with our lives?
succeeding
I feel bad for the next person that's gonna live in my room. There's so much semen on the carpet
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
Is it acceptable to have my intern get me pedialite and plan b?
It's a learning experience. She can add to her resume that she cured her bosses hangover and poor decisions
This lady gave me four cups to go along with my gallon of daiquiri. Silly girl, all I need is a straw.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
Oh don't mind my cushion, I got plowed in the ass by a freight train last night
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
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