he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
I saw his dick soo much last night when I saw him this morning all I saw was penis where his face should be
Its where this guy sticks a jar up his ass. Be prepared to be suspended between vomiting and cheering.
I just realized that I've become that person they make the alcohol warnings on medicine for.
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
Just walk of shamed past a 5 year old on my way out of my booty call. He waved at me. Is this the single life I've been missing?
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
I just felt emotion and I'm not okay with it
Dude, who WASN'T thinking of motorboating her?
he force fed me pizza, ripped my clothes off, almost broke the couch, and actually broke my nose. it was a good night, i'd say 😂
Dude you where on that lil kids bike at 2 am ridin down the turning lane wearing only socks and a helmet singing born to be wild, no you weren't that fucked up
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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