Does leaving at 3 give Sara enough time to take the bus or are you picking her up?
I cant tell if your joking or not, but I'm picking her up
Do you need some kind of permission slip from her parents or can anyone just go and grab a high schooler these days?
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
Are you seriously trying to guilt me into sending you naked pictures by saying "So I can look at them during dialysis" ?
Is it working?
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
captain&coke to the library. STAT. this is an emergency. this is not a drill. I repeat: THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
How did "just two beers for happy hour" turn into naked backyard wrestling?
he apologises profusely for spelling mistakes in his texts but doesn't care about cheating on me. priorities
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
Always keep a stash of tequila in your work desk. That is like adulting 101.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
I know you told me I shouldn't go see him...that's why I'm texting you letting you know I made it home safe from his house this morning
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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