Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
at one point last night, you were literally auctioning me off. "reeeally drunk hot girl ! we'll start the bidding at an ice cold corona. oh, we have a bidder! do i hear a shot of whiskey? going once, going twice.."
youre welcome
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
the whole "pretend to be sober/pull it together for my family" thing really blew up in my face when i threw up into my pillowcase.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I'm in the room..It's full of lost souls and sadness. I can taste the salt of their tears. This final might take a few freshman today..
Pre-chapter meeting quote: "Why is there a bun literally taped to the shelf? That doesn't even make sense when you're drunk, who does that?"
I just lit a blunt like right in front of an old man and I was like sir please shieldeth your eyes
I am never drinking with the goths again.
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
Sometimes you gotta do what you gotta do... and then you need to delete the history so you're girlfriend doesn't see it.
He sent me a text saying his breakfast today was leftover mead and some fruit salad
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