People with herpes should wear stickers.
As im putting my laundry in the machine, i find a solo cup and a pong ball that i signed babe ruth
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
All I saw was a beagle come across the screen and explain the theory of relativity to me and leave
Sorry for punching you in the face last night. I should have known the boxing gloves were a bad idea from the start.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Don't mind the bowl full of ashes in the sink. I meant to set that on fire.
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
Do you think Brian would let me smoke while we fuck? I'm not sure ill survive exams without a constant nicotine intake
Apparently fireball doesn't mix well with my no carb diet
Woke up to the frozen soundtrack blasting in the living room best one night stand ever
Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
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