She said her name was "party"
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
his mom and I have the same butterfly tramp stamp. don't ask how that came up
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
Is 9am too early to be eating a mozzarella stick I found in my purse? Yeah didnt think so. The fact that it tastes like vomit is concerning but not importanta.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I have bad memories with every alcohol but we manage to work through the problems for the good of the relationship
My card got declined when I tried to buy dippin dots at 2 am, the lady gave them to me for free because "I looked like I needed them."
Crying into a glass of wine at 10 am isn't exactly how I planned this day to go
I kid you not. He let me in into his house, showed me the putt putt in his backyard. Offered to play me.
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
Yeah. I fucked her boyfriend, she knows, and she still wants to keep dating him. That's love.
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