Our friend ended up naked, bleeding, requesting we throw a couch at him cause he was convinced he could block it
We did he did.
When I say naked, I mean penis exposed. Not in boxers
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
I think tonya harding is in my dwi class!
Ask her how she and Jeff Gillooly split the cats after the divorce.
Did yall have sex?
Well we both woke up naked and there was a condom wrapper on the floor, but I don't remember so does that count?
Def not... that's how I managed to keep my number under 10 for all of college- If you don't remember, it didn't happen
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
He apologized for his naked psychotic episode and then we had goodbye sex on his sailboat
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
Are you scared? I basically plan on us looking like giant drunk skittles
Trust me I was high for like 5 years...I got this
I can't even look at my running shoes. I swear I drank more in the last 2 days than the last 6 months combined
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
i told her i loved her afterwards and she said "i know," kissed me, and got up to start making breakfast.
dude, she han solo'd you. keep her.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
No more house parties. We're almost fucking 30 years old and I slept until 6 pm.
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
Randomize