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I'm texring you during a blow job. She thinks I'm looking shit up. Fml. Ftw.
hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
I love when I'm alone in the house. It's like pants were never invented.
...that's why he's not doing anything with his life except breeding geckos
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Oh and probably wearing a life jacket instead of clothes didn't help things either
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
you ass-dialed me while you were fucking my ex.
that was on purpose.
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